He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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