what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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