so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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