But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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