where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
so explain again why im purple
no
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
