I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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