Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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