I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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