i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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