The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
You dont lie about slip and slides
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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