hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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