Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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