what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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