Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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