Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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