you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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