I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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