READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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