We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
