she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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