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what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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