That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Two words: nipple clamps
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