Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
His nipple licking is glorious
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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