We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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