He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
