i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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