all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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