Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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