Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
