Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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