Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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