I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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