All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I think people are normalizing furries
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Randomize
