where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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