Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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