You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
