no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Are my feet made of real feet?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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