It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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