some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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