She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
The ass gains better be worth it
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