sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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