I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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