I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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