Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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