she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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