I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He has the fingertips of a God
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