I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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