He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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