So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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