1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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