hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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